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cfrog's avatar

Good post. My nihilistic angel thinks the whole PFT discussion is just a never ending 'bread and circus' for the Army and Marine Corps. I am surprised no one has ever tried to implement the 'wrench dodge' from Dodgeball (I can hear someone saying: "I've never had to do a pullup, but I have had to dodge wrenches"). Or that we don't keep the rope climb as a mandatory event for Company Grade Officers.

I started to write a novel in response, but thought better of it. The sandbag idea is a good one, but what do I know? I think the Army and USMC have needlessly complicated service wide PFTs.

....oh, and GenX called. You're lucky to have that cheese and veggie omelet. Five fingers of death was actually pretty good. It's the "slomelet with ham" from the age before MRE heaters that is the undisputed King of Gross.

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Blowtorch's avatar

Anyone who ever had to endure the breakfast omelet should be entitled to immediate 25% disability

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Ben Hopper's avatar

The great irony of the death of the yeet is that the regiment also killed the yeet in the 2.0 version of the RAW assessment test. The rangers also

Realized it was a dumb test. The only difference is it was replaced with a standing broad jump, a far better assessment. Since the acft was literally just the raw by another name, we could have just started with the 2.0 version of the test and saved you know two years or so.

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Erik Davis's avatar

So you're saying Ranger's, uh... led the way?

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